 | The midnight patrol Glides through the night On top of the car Blinks a blue light. Muggers and burglars Slink out of sight Or stand very tall And try to look right. The midnight patrol Looks left, looks right Takes care that nothing Slips from its sight. Pick up a flash lamp Shines down a light Makes sure that all Stays peaceful tonight. The midnight patrol Last through the night, Don’t stop searching Until it sees light. Slides into traffic Then out of sight And doesn’t return Until the next night. By Joe - Newts Book & Film Club>> | Crazy Animals
A cat wears a hat A cricket as a wicket A dog in a bog A bee went to sea A viper went hyper A bird saw a herd A bat sitting on a mat A goose eating chocolate mouse A hen writing with a pen A fish made a wish By Oliver and Hugo - Newts Book & Film Club Winning Joke This funny joke was sent in by Holly, age 11 who goes to Bampton Library. Q. What is a vampire's favourite breed of dog? A. A bloodhound! 
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