Frankie Foster Fizzy Pop, by Jean Ure My book reveiw is on a book called Frankie Foster Fizzy Pop by Jean Ure. It is about a girl who's friend is adopted so they both decide to try and find her birth mother but the girl does't want to ask her adopted mother. They find a singer who they think could be her mother as they have the same features, i.e freckles, so when they hear that she is going to come to their school they are delighted and try to ask her is she is in actual fact this girls mother or not. In the end she finds out that the singer is not actually her mother after all and she sits down with her mum and finds out that she got abandoned at a hospital as her mum put down a false name and address Reviewer: Scarlett, age 11

Q - Why did the cucumber cross the road?
A - Because it was the chickens day off!

The three little pigs go in to a restaurant. The first pig orders spaghetti, the second pig orders pasta, and the third pig orders water. For desert the first pig orders cake, the second pig orders custard and the third pig orders water.

"Why do you keep ordering water?" the waiter says to the third pig.

The third pig answers, "Well someone has to go wee-wee-wee all the way home!"

Sent in by Chelsea, age 9 - Barnstaple

Q - Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A - To get to the other slide!

Sent in by Rebekah, age 10 - Appledore

Q - What do you get if you mix Dracula and La La from the Teletubbies?
A - Draculala!

Sent in by Kia, age 12 - Tiverton

Q - Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A - Because he wanted to see his flat mate!

Sent in by Katie, age 13 - Tiverton (pictured)

And finally Jake sent me in this really cool website... it's called Cool Math Games! I love puzzles and stuff Jake so thanks for that. I'll pop a link to this on my Fun Websites page too. Jake is 11 and uses Okehampton Library.